Tuesday was more sporty stuff. It was the touch carnival. Met down in the courtyard at whatever time they asked us to meet. Chatted to Adam for a while. As we were about to head off Damien joined us and the three of us chatted. Half way up the walk John came over and walked with us. So it was total dejavu from yesterday. Anyway we got there, stood at the back in the shade because it was so damn sunny. Anyway, we watched most of the first game. Arscott scored 3 and the other team scored 1. I'm not sure if that's the final score because we kinda got a bit bored and wandered back down to the concorse to wait for the free bbq. We found a table that was mostly in the shade and took it over. Brad (aka, Bitch) joined us and the five of us chatted until our food was ready. Adam left to go find "O'doyle rules" and give his phone back and then another guy from Arscott house joined us (I don't know his name but he seemed nice enough). We got our sausages and had a long conversation about Zero Coke, because they were giving out 250mL cans of it (I knew better and grabbed the orange juice). Then we decided to meander back to our rooms and we each veered off in our different directions.
Caitlin didn't get to the touch carnival because it was her dad's last day in Canberra before he went home so she went to breakfast with him and some family friends. It had started once she got back and she just missed it.
So Tuesday night was free pasta night in the UCU bar. Caitlin called me a couple of house before and asked if I was going so we could go together. That was the plan but they started calling the horn for Arscott to meet in the courtyard 15 minutes beforehand and that means that Arscott planned to walk up together. So I called Caitlin and told her to meet me up there. I ended up in the line with a girl from my floor (whose name I really should know) and Adam. So we got our food and sat down at a table but they both went to get drinks and...
I'm sorry, this bit kinda annoyed me, actually it only slightly annoyed me when it happened but now its annoying me more and more as I think about it
... so Adam and this girl went to get drinks at the bar and I was sitting by myself for about 2 minutes. They came back (without drinks) and picked up their plates, and as they were about to walk away with their food she says "we found a better spot near the bar, you're welcome to join us". I'm fine with moving tables but it seemed like she only told me as an afterthought. Like they were almost just going to leave me there by myself. So anyway I moved and sat with them, and her big group of friends. I didn't talk to any of them, none of them talked to me. I waited till I saw Caitlin and then I got up and went and sat with her at another table. We chatted and ate.
NB: everybody seems to be 'chatting' a lot.
At about 6:55 a group of people started moving from their tables to the rows of chairs closer to the door. They were getting ready for the show type thingey that was going to start at 7:30. So Caitlin and I finished our food and managed to find two fairly good seats by the aisle.
I'd read the posters a number of times and I knew they said Hypnotist Bill something but it kinda didn't sink it that the guy on the stage was actually a Hypnotist. Strange the things I notice. He got a number of volunteers to sit on the stage and do some crazy shit for two hours. One of the girls had to bellydance everytime certain music came on. Four of the guys had to pretend they were Rocky when the rocky music came on. He also made brad and another guy think they were gay lovers and slowdance when some other music came on. That was kinda funny. He made them do it like 4 times and by the last time they were kinda jumping on top of each other a bit.
He also made the whole group do some things. Like he made them all think they were really cold, then really hot. Then he made all the girls think that they were in the best arse competition and all the guys thought all the girls were naked. He also got one guy to lose the number 6. So he was counting his fingers and everytime he got to his 6th one he paused for a while and then said 7. So he kept counting to 11. He made all the guys think they were pregnant and then he made them all give birth and all the girls were nurses. He also made one of the girls think the guy on her right slapped her arse everytime she heard a whipping noise. But she says "how did he slap my arse if i'm sitting down?" and then he made her go back to sleep. Um... what else did he do? When all the guys were pregnant he asked them who the other parents of their child was and they had to come up with crazy answers. One guy said God and another guy said LA who is another rezzie.
Oh, he made one guy stand in the middle of the stage with his feet stuck to the floor. And he told him that his penis was missing. He was so embarassed. And then the hypnosits told him that a guy in the audience had it and pointed to someone. So the guy on the stage is practically screaming "give it back" "mate i'm gonna bash you", and then the hypnotist was like "he's playing with it" and he got so riled up.
They also had to pretend they were in an orchestra and play their favourite instruments. Some guy was up there playing the triangle. Lol. Ooh and he made them think that the person sitting next to them was the worse smelling person ever, like they reeked. So everyone was crawling around the stage away from each other saying how gross everyone else was. And then he made them think that the person next to them was the best smelling person ever. Which causes Brad and the guy that would later become his gay lover to start jumping all over each other.
For the break he got them to run around the audience doing different things. Some of them had dogs pulling them on leeshes, some of them were looking for leprechauns. Some were looking for water and when they drank water they got more and more drunk. Some guy even ended up passing out on the floor. Um... one guy was steve Irwin looking for a crocodile.
He also got one of the girls to think she was britney spears and dance and sing in the microphone while everybody else was her fan club.
One of the things I think it a little creepy about hypnosis is that this guy could make them do anything. He got the girls to think that shaking his hand was the most pleasurable thing in the world. Some of em were pretty much having orgasms there on stage which was a bit off. In the common room after I spoke to some guy (I think his name is ben) and he was really annoyed about it. He didn't think it was right for him to do that with them. one of the girls from the stage was hanging out in the common room after with me and she said that you knew what you were doing but just couldn't control it.
So I came back from the hypnosis thing, Damien and I dropped Caitlin off at her house and had a look at her room, on the way. I sat in the common room for a while watching rove but the girl from the stage came in to watch rove too but was talking on her mobile phone the entire time so I couldn't actually hear the tv. So i left. Had a shower and went to bed.
My Photo Album
"Having lunch in a park in Zealand"
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"Glacier Climbing in NZ"
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"Jet Boating with the family in NZ"
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"Making a card tower on the ferry crossing in NZ"
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"The Soda Fountain"
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"Hole in the Rock"
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"Old Cromwell Town"
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"On top of Franz Josef Glacier"
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"Kiss for the Rock'n'Roll Gender Bender"
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"Heaven'n'Hell - Chev, Alicia and John"
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"Heaven'n'Hell - Alicia and Me"
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"Heaven'n'Hell - Marissa"
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"Heaven'n'Hell - Phillllllliiiiippp"
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"Heaven'n'Hell - Timmy"
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"Heaven'n'Hell - John John"
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"Heaven'n'Hell - Another John"
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"Ghost Drop Girls"
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"Lounging around @ SusSEX"
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"Rosie Hammocking"
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"Kath fell asleep in the sunshine"
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"Caitlin's Bday @ Moose"
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"The boys bonding"
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"Caitlin & Matthew"
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"The family @ Mitch's 21st"
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"Case & I @ Op Shop '06"
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"The boys visiting Berra"
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"Chicken & his Daddy watching the footy"
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"Drunk on Midori"
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"Boring Bar Night"
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"Caitlin and Me at the Bar"
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"Ressies Ball '06"
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"P-top common room"
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"Mitchie's Graduation!!"
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"The 'rents were so proud"
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"Smiling Faces"
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"Kath's first visit @ the bus stop"
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"Damo's Birthday Dinner '06"
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"Yummy Yummy Yummy Pasta"
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"Caitlin Snorting"
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"John & Diane @ Moose"
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"Traffic Light Party"
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"Moustache Men"
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"Pizza Boy"
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"I tried to eat Caitlin's ear"
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"Johnny Boy"
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Tunes to keep you busy
A Quick Wilson Quiz
"You can't stop the beat" - Hairspray
TRACY
You cant stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill
You can try to stop the seasons, girl
But ya know you never will
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet
But i just cannot stand still
Cause the world keeps spinnin'
Round and round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i heard the drums
Then i found my way
TRACY & LINK
Cause you can't stop the beat
Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it
The best that i can today
'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But i never ask why
And if you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you cant stop the beat!
PENNY
You can't stop a river
As it rushes to the sea
SEAWEED
You can try and stop the hands of time
But ya know it just can't be
PENNY
And if they try to stop us, Seaweed,
I'll call the N Double A C P
Cause the world keeps spinning
Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i heard the drums
Then i found my way
PENNY & SEAWEED
Cause you can't stop the beat
PENNY & SEAWEED
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it
On a saturday night
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it
With all my might today
'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
What I'm dreamin' of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
Cause you cant stop the beat!
EDNA
You cant stop my happiness
Cause i like the way i am
And you just can't stop my knife and fork
When i see a christmas ham
So if you don't like the way i look
Well, i |ust don't give a damn!
EDNA & ENSEMBLE
Cause the world keeps spinning
Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i heard the drums
Then i found my way
EDNA & COMPANY
'Cause you cant stop the beat
Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it
The best that i can today
Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But i never ask why
And if you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you cant stop the beat!
MOTORMOUTH
Oh oh oh
You can't stop today
As it comes speeding down the track
Child, yesterday is hist'ry
And it's never coming back
MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE
'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day
MOTORMOUTH
And it don't know white from black
ENSEMBLE
Yeah!
MOTORMOUTH & ENSEMBLE
'Cause the world keeps spinning
'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i heard the drums
Then i found my way
'Cause you cant stop the beat
ALL
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it
On a saturday night
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it
With all my might today
'Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
They can try to stop ths paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
You can't stop the beat!
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
ALL
Ever since we first saw the sun
A man and woman like to shake it when the day is done
But we're gonna shake and shimmy it
And have some fun
For today!
ALL
Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
'Cause you can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat!!
You can't stop the beat!!
You can't stop the beat!!
You can't stop the beat!!
my name is wilson
I'm one of those people who prefers to be out the back of the shoe store packing away boxes and ordering shoes rather than serving customers. I'm allergic to nothing and yet
I avoid things that i'm not used to. I fell in love once and to be loved is the most wonderful feeling in the entire world. I hold on to stereotypes of myself from years
ago not realising how much i've changed. I've taken two steps toward being independent but am nowhere near the stage most people are at my age. I crave attention but at
the same time hate getting it. I like my privacy and my space and miss having a big backyard to wander in. I want to do everything but make no effort to do anything
and then complain about it. I love to laugh and to make other people laugh at me. I can't stand being serious or when somebody else is crying and I can't do anything
to make them feel better. I want to be held when I cry. I want to be spoilt and to lie in bed forever with someone who i've given my heart to.
